The truth is ah chick can trip. No lie. And the thing is, dey cud trip rel bad after you break up with them.

Fellas, ah man from Pres sando send meh ah email and tell me he have a situation. So we link. He say Doc, I meet one hott chick eh, but, ah won’t lie Doc, the only thing is that de girl taller than me jed.

So things don't seem to be working out for you, huh? And you're asking yourself: What am I doing wrong?

I ain’t go lie fellas, first time I try to tell ah girl that I liked her, I thought I pee myself, fuss my hands was sweating. I was so nervous, my two knee was giving each other high five.

How do I get her to go out with me? The most important question in ah fella life after “How do I get my parents to let me go out with her?”

Admit it fella, yuh huttin. She did it to you over Christmas didn't she? SMH. Fellas, first issue of The Student Press for de year and I have to, have to, have to set the record straight on this one. Those girls are something else.

Despite the constant Facebook changes, teenagers aren't pissed off enough to deactivate their accounts.

A typical scenario:   Guy walks into a popular chicken outlet, looks at the menu, makes up his mind, and addresses the disinterested cashier.  Guess what happens next.

So, I just saw The Social Network for the first time this past weekend (I know, I know, I’m LATE) and it hit me how recent a development Facebook really is.