Reminds me of this chick from Pt. Fortin Sec named Jenna. Dat girl is something else. Dis fella from Point rel like de girl eh, but not for nothing Jenna go give de man a chance.

He write she ah poem one time, Jenna say she doh like de poem cuz he forget two comma in stanza two.

Ah next time, after school, he heading to lessons and he know Jenna rel like doubles. So he stop by de doubles man to get some doubles but he only had $3.00. De doubles man say no scene and give him ah doubles with a barrah and ah half.

Hear nah, when Jenna unwrap dat, yuh no dat girl hand de man back de doubles and say how doubles is two barrah not one and ah half.

Muh boy end up calling meh after de last incident.

He say Love Doc boy dis is de last straw.

Ah say wah happen jed.

"Doc boy, yuh know ah rel like dis girl eh, buh ah ain't know what to do ah again."

"Well wah happen dan, tell meh wha goin' on?"

"Doc we plan ah lime to de new Movietowne in Chaguanas last weekend. Ah set ah we from school nah Doc boy."

"Uh huh — And?"

"Doc, I work with my uncle for three weekend straight to save up money to take Jenna to de movie. Yuh know when I reach in de theatre, de girl storm out de movie saying she cyah be going out with a man she cyah see in de dark."

Wha, what she mean by dat dog?"

"Doc de girl say I done black ah ready and when we go cinema, she only seeing my white eye and it frightening she. She say de relationship cyah work."

Allyuh ladies see what good fellas have to deal with?

Ladies, I am not asking you to settle for any ole fella dat come round sayin he like yuh. Dat go be unwise. If you do that you just threw away your secondary school education and may the Good Lord have mercy on your feminine soul.

But allyuh go have to stop and seriously think about the guys dat come buzzing around.

First, recognize that nothing wrong when fellas come buzzing round. Say this 23 1/2 times every morning before you leave for school:

Buzzing is good. I am a beautiful flower and if fellas doh buz, it means I might be a picker bush
Buzzing is good. I am a beautiful flower and if fellas doh buz, it means I might be a picker bush
Buzzing is good. I am a beautiful flower and if fellas doh buz, it means I might be a picker bush

Nice. Ya got the hang of it.

Yes girls, buzzing is not the problem. Don't be tempted like so many chicks to swat every and anything that buzz ah rong yuh. No dear.

Rather, take time to consider de buzzer. Sometimes he's a buzzer and sometimes he's a bugger. Your mission chick, should you choose to accept it, is to know the difference.

Rid yourself of all de buggers. But carefully consider the other guys. As you do, be careful you do not find a problem with EVERY single guy that comes buzzing.

Be honest ladies. Ask yourself: Are my standards unreasonable? If the answer is yes, the consequences could be serious in years to come chick.

Some girls insist on getting Mr. Perfect in the bag. And yuh know what? Dat might be OK eh but is how dey define "perfect."

Yuh know how much good fellas end up crying dey eye out cuz dey too short?

I know ah girl done with ah man after she agree to de relationship. It was ah fella from CIC named Dwayne. She say Dwayne and she wuz sitting down in KFC by West Mall and he pour he heart out to she about how much love he had for her.

Way I hear de story, she cry dong de place and tell Dwayne how he is the one for her. How she was listening to Keri Hilson song and she swear she hear ah voice telling she how he is de one. So de two ah dem hug up over ah snack pack and voila, brand new relationship start.

Dwayne tell meh he see it getting dark so de two ah dem ups to leave. He say de girl tun redder thank de KFC box. Long story short: she end up realizing dat he was two inches shorter dan she and she broke up with him right dey in de restaurant.

De man say he was more broken dan de leg and thigh in de KFC box. And he's ah man does rel bite up bone, so when ah tell yuh de man was broken. He was rel mash up.

Girls, my advice is to cut the brothers some slack. Gosh man. Ah mean. Gosh girl. It have some nice fellas out dey but dey getting mash up with dese so-called standards allyuh have.

Let me tell you what happens with several chicks I know who've gone this way. They refuse to give every guy a chance to their own detriment.

In the end, that's all you might be left with-your standards. Ladies, he mightn't be everything you had hoped for but ain't nothing wrong with settling for a great guy who treats you well even when he doesn't meet your much-touted 'standards'. In fact, that's not settling at all. That's being smart. Ah gone.

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