Why you should never add your Ex as a Facebook friend

Fellas, some  girls doh handle rejection good at all. Dey sad. And ah warning allyuh jed. Is best yuh listen to meh now cuz right now ah book up until November 2012 with a set ah fellas trying to get muh help nah.

Beware! Her name is Cobo-Ann

Aite fellas, this month we dealing with the girl who a lil dangerous. She not exactly a stalker. She's worst. This chick means that come hell or high water or no water from WASA, she makin' you her boyfriend and there's nothing you can do about it.

Ah know some ah allyuh chicks go say ah asking allyuh to settle but don't be fooled girls, my many years of experience and my degree in "Fellachology" has confirmed in my mind that there comes a time when ah girl jes ha to realize de boy she got is good enuf. And daz what we talking bout today: why girls shud stop looking for "Mr. Perfect" and start giving love to "Mr. Good Enough".

Don't become her best male girlfriend

Gentlemen. Let's broaden our minds. About those chicks who are insanely good at making you their best male girlfriend or, as I call it, their BFF (boy on feminine frequency) Yep. You just had to fall for it didn't you? You didn't take my advice when I told you some girls just don't want you to be their boyfriend.

Scenario 1: How yuh go wear dat

De boy invite yuh to he bazaar. You are not just any girl. You are his girl. Do you ladies truly understand what dat means? It means yuh cyah show up wearing ah church dress and a pair ah Nike Shox.

Signs she's a Man-Hater

OK guys, this is for real. There are man-eating chicks out there. They don't bite. They swallow you whole like ah anaconda. How yuh think dah snake get he name? Legend has it ah chick named Ana swallow her boyfriend during ah argument de two ah dem was having.

Wuz de scene girls? Hear nah, this topic rel important so pay very close attention. It bothers me that for years now ah frightening trend is emerging: girls tracking de fellas dey interested in. Is it right? Ah talking bout level advances. Ah fella in form two tell me he girl was making so much advances, she end up doing de two units ah CAPE in form three. Um, no.

Tips from the Dance Off

It's amazing how God never leaves fellas without hope in this cruel world of beautiful girls, exciting Coca-Cola InterCol matches and the beautiful girls who attend these matches. Cruel. Indeed.

You can't handle the truth!

In the 1992 movie A Few Good Men, Tom Cruise exclaims in the courtroom scene where he's questioning Jack Nicholson, "I want the truth!" to which Nicholson responds emphatically, "You can't handle the truth!"

Drum roll please. Yes, it's finally here. Your very own girls' column but of course we couldn't call it that so I hope you ladies dig the name. Don't Ask! Just consider me your highly-trained CIA operative inside the world of guys. My job is to give you solid info and help you understand what makes us tick and what you need to do to win. Thank you for allowing me into your space. Now buckle up.