The truth is ah chick can trip. No lie. And the thing is, dey cud trip rel bad after you break up with them.

Fellas, ah man from Pres sando send meh ah email and tell me he have a situation. So we link. He say Doc, I meet one hott chick eh, but, ah won’t lie Doc, the only thing is that de girl taller than me jed.

So things don't seem to be working out for you, huh? And you're asking yourself: What am I doing wrong?

I ain’t go lie fellas, first time I try to tell ah girl that I liked her, I thought I pee myself, fuss my hands was sweating. I was so nervous, my two knee was giving each other high five.

How do I get her to go out with me? The most important question in ah fella life after “How do I get my parents to let me go out with her?”

Admit it fella, yuh huttin. She did it to you over Christmas didn't she? SMH. Fellas, first issue of The Student Press for de year and I have to, have to, have to set the record straight on this one. Those girls are something else.

We've all been there lads! And if yuh never experience this as yet, muh boy, sit down, relax and read on-yuh go need this piece of advice.

Why you should never add your Ex as a Facebook friend

Fellas, some  girls doh handle rejection good at all. Dey sad. And ah warning allyuh jed. Is best yuh listen to meh now cuz right now ah book up until November 2012 with a set ah fellas trying to get muh help nah.

Beware! Her name is Cobo-Ann

Aite fellas, this month we dealing with the girl who a lil dangerous. She not exactly a stalker. She's worst. This chick means that come hell or high water or no water from WASA, she makin' you her boyfriend and there's nothing you can do about it.

Ah know some ah allyuh chicks go say ah asking allyuh to settle but don't be fooled girls, my many years of experience and my degree in "Fellachology" has confirmed in my mind that there comes a time when ah girl jes ha to realize de boy she got is good enuf. And daz what we talking bout today: why girls shud stop looking for "Mr. Perfect" and start giving love to "Mr. Good Enough".